Best Way To Jack Off

We have to draw the line somewhere, and we really aren’t gonna sit here and tell you step by step how to five knuckle shuffle, polish the trophy, beat the monkey, bash the bishop, etc, etc. Hell, just grab that mama and start working her…before you know it Niagara Falls will happen right there in your room, or in your lap! So to protect the carpet make sure you have some tissue or a sock at the ready.

If you need some stimulation then the best way to jack off is just one click away in the search giant that is Google. Whatever your tipple, be it M.I.L.F.S, G.I.L.F.S, black, white, fat, thin, one, two, three or five, men, women or somewhere in between, it all comes in the same box, PORN. Just don’t get caught by your mom like this guy did!

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